Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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