Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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