listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
how does that bad decision feel?
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