you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Every concussion has its silver lining
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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