Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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