All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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