Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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