Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I have fence marks all over my body
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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