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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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