corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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