Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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