Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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