She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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