Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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