with your own penis?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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