Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What a dumb baby whore.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You ate ashes out of my bong
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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