How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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