He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
