How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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