I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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