Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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