Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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