Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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