I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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