garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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