so explain again why im purple
no
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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