wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I love having hate sex.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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