Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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