i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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