he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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