it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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