What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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