hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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