after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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