I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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