as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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