the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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