Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Randomize
