He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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