Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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