What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
