? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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