this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I need moral support for this bender
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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