i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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