..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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