Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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