It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
my poor anus
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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