she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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