i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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