STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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