this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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