Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just forgot I was standing up.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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