There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My butt remains clenched, sir.