Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got