so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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