he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Randomize
